Nonsense Poetry #3: Swells

For this series of posts, we challenged ourselves to write an obscure-sounding poem with no intended meaning in mind. Then we all took turns analyzing each other’s poetry, to see if we could extract some meaning after the fact. It turns out, writing a truly meaningless poem is harder than it sounds!
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Swells
By Nicholas Sokol

Through the mitral swell is lost
A whisper in the dimming sun
Rasping in the gaping frost
Whilst edging through the sly fecund

Yearning through the verdant gleam
Ferning as at last it bows
And slips the lip in burning sheen
And garish pelted mossy throws

Nick’s Post-hoc Analysis:
This poem paints a picture of the planet Earth, gasping a final plea to its human inhabitants, its heartbeat fading as its crust freezes over. We see the last remnants of healthy green struggling to stay alive before finally “slipping the lip” and giving way to a post-apocalyptic state in which oil burns on the surfaces of the oceans in a “burning sheen”, and the last humans wear garish furrs as they trample the last of the living flora.

Stephen’s Analysis:
The first half of the poem introduces a whisper, in some winterish scenario.  The mitral swell, I assume, is a heartbeat.  So the dimming sun is death, and the whisper represents the last breath.  But it also represents the last thoughts. On the verge of unconsciousness, or death, I've heard of a phenomenon where people are overwhelmed with happiness, or see something they love.  So the last breath leaves with the last thought, fading into the welcoming embrace of nature, giving rise to new life as it enters the ground.

Sarah’s Analysis:
To me, it seems like... It's describing a secret. I don't know.

Consecutive Sentence Challenge

This is a project from summer of 2015 in which we challenged ourselves to create a meaningful paragraph of some kind. The only constraint was that the paragraph had to consist of twenty sentences, each sentence containing one more word than the one before it, in consecutive fashion. It was really fun finding ways to use the imposed structure of this challenge to match the content of the paragraph.
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Stephen:
(1)Love. (2)Why love? (3)Who needs love? (4)It’s a useless emotion. (5)Actually, it’s worse than useless. (6)Love brings pain to all parties. (7)We all must pass from this world. (8)Some of us must go before the others. (9)This leaves many in their misery and lost dreams. (10)They must forever live in the shadows of the past. (11)But surely we would not feel such pain without just cause. (12)Surely there could be no meaner trick played by fate or deity. (13)Men, women, and their children too have always felt the need for love. (14)And so they have decided on many explanations, convincing themselves that it is good. (15)They may well be correct in their many ponderings on this deep, and profound subject. (16)For what prevents a mother killing a sickly child if not the strong attraction she feels? (17)What keeps man and woman together in marriage, even when strong temptation comes upon them, but love? (18)What is the thing that keeps the very roots of the human race from pulling themselves out completely? (19)What great and powerful force drives away the evil and dark armies of hate, anger, selfishness, greed, and fear? (20)I seem to have come full circle in my approach to this strange emotion, for my answer now is Love!

Nick:
(1)Life. (2)Emergent forms. (3)Bottom-up design. (4)Layers of increasing complexity. (5)Yet none are truly simple. (6)Even ancient archaea hold complex secrets. (7)Bacteria, their younger brethren, even more so. (8)Single-celled organisms give rise to higher forms. (9)Each finding a unique niche in it’s own ecosystem. (10)Each species battling for it’s right to occupy that niche. (11)What happens when a niche becomes too full, or disappears altogether? (12)We see it happening in the wild by the thousands every day. (13)Ninety-nine percent of all species that have ever lived are now extinct. (14)We see ourselves standing alone, somehow separate from the threat of those dire odds. (15)We are man; sculpted from the dust of stars to become the pinnacle of evolution. (16)We are the most complex known form of life, and our niche shall never be filled. (17)We are that which fills the niches of the world, and none can stand in our way! (18)Yet how are we, having only just discovered our place, so quick to forget our ancient, humble origins? (19)For all our complexity, will now learn the lessons echoing to us from our brethren, the ninety-nine percent? (20)Let us remember, bacteria existed long before us, and will persist when the last of our kind is but dust.       

Sarah:
(1)"What? She didn't. (2)Are you serious? (3)I can't believe that. (5)She is literally, completely insane! (6)She wanted to buy your baby! (7)You can't continue working for this woman. (8)This is completely unprofessional behavior she is exhibiting. (9)No, no, I simply will  - can not accept this. (10I don't understand how you're being so calm about it. (11)Okay, first she slept with your husband, then with your gynecologist. (12)You can't tell me the woman isn't on your shit list, okay? (13)Well, that is just your opinion, of course, but  it is totally unacceptable. (14)I don't really care about the open relationship aspect, you know this about me. (15)I have never been okay with the whole concept of him sleeping around, you know? (16)I mean, I know you wanted to make him happy, but this is way too far. (17)But the thing is, even if you are okay with him sleeping around you have to quit. (18)Obviously, I hear you, you're going to have a hard time finding a new job in this economy. (19)But she's insane, think about it this way - if you stay there, your baby will always be at risk! (20)Okay, well at least think about what I said before you make any rash decisions, and take care of yourself."

Emma:
(1)"Tomatoes. (2)Don't forget. (3)Oh, and zucchini. (4)Are you listening, Kyle?! (5)You should get flour too. (6)I'd like some greens, maybe spinach? (7)How about a package of ground beef? (8)And Hamburgers would make an excellent Friday dinner! (9)However, that means you should get potato chips too. (10)And please get some kind of nonalcoholic beverage as well. (11)Are you going to be able to remember all this, Kyle? (12)Tomatoes, zucchini, flour, spinach, ground beef, potato chips, drinks....and some carrots. (13)Baby carrots if you can find a bag big enough for us all. (14)Perhaps we should stock up on refried beans, just in case we make burritos. (15)But if we make burritos, we'll need some cheese and sour cream....maybe some cilantro.  (16)And what if I were to try to make a batch of cookies for the party? (17)That means you'll need to pick up some chocolate chips, brown sugar, eggs, and a milk carton. (18)In case you decide to bring lunch to work instead of eating out, pick up some sandwich meat. (19)I don't remember what your mom thinks of granola, but I thought I'd make some for when she visits. (20)If you can remember everything I just said, which you should, then I expect you back with it pronto, Kyle!


Mythological Creature Challenge #3: Mermaids?

This the third in a series of posts wherein we challenged ourselves to write a piece that attempts to convince the reader of the existence of some mythological creature.
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The Case for Mermaids
By Nicholas Sokol



For thousands of years, countless civilizations have told stories of the half-fish half-human creatures we now call mermaids. While such reports have today been relegated to the pages of children's’ books, it remains a fact that mermaid sightings still do trickle in from time to time. Whether you believe that mermaids still exist, or that they are now extinct, or that they have always been an invention of the human mind, it is clear that the legacy of mermaids is deeply entrenched in human history.

Given the pervasive nature of mermaids in culture, perhaps it shouldn't be surprising to learn that humans share up to 85% of their DNA with fish. Maybe it's not so implausible that a creature bearing only a 50% resemblance to a fish could have existed, probably even sharing a common ancestor with us.

Many have called attention to what is perceived as an absence of mermaids from the the fossil record. However, experts estimate of the over 5 billion species that have ever existed, 99% are now extinct, leaving only a fraction of its footprint in the fossil record. This fact represents a massive blind spot in the archeological record which leaves plenty of room for mermaids to have existed. However, it has been noted that there are countless fossils that contain only the bottom half of a fish, and there are certainly a few examples of humanoid remains wherein the bottom half was never found. Some of these fossils may have even been found in close proximity to one another, leaving the door open for mer-interpretations. However, some researchers have questioned if these half-human fossils may instead be evidence for centaurs.

In addition to the compelling case provided by the fossil record, there are a few related statistical facts that add weight to the case for mermaids. Mermaids have historically been known to use their often attractive bodies to lure sailors to their deaths in thousands of shipwrecks that have taken place across the centuries. However, there are fewer shipwrecks per capita today than in any other time in the history of ships, noting a curve that closely mirrors the dropoff in mermaid sightings in recent centuries. While there may be other factors at play in the decrease in maritime accidents, decreasing mermaid activity is an often overlooked factor. It may also be that the mermaid sightings that still do happen are now less likely to lure sailors to their deaths, due to the prevalence of smartphones and easy access to porn for sailors.

In doing research for this story, we interviewed one of the world’s leading experts in mermaidology, ex-NOAA scientist Pat Richardson. When asked about the skepticism that is still prevalent despite his efforts to set the record straight he said, “people will just come up to you outright and tell you that there's no such thing as a mermaid, and they just have no evidence for that. They have no evidence at all!”

Essay: Oops, I'm a Politician!

Oops, I'm a Politician!
By Stephen Sokol




This post is about democracy, and why playing the lottery might just be a good idea.  This post is also about breaking an idea that has been conditioned into most American citizens by a lifetime of living in a republic: That politics and government are inaccessible to the vast majority of people.  In my conclusion, I will put forward some ideas as to how the United States government could go about making this tragic problem less prevalent.  

Many Americans, when asked under what type of government their country functions, will answer that it is a democracy.  What most do not realize is that this answer, while correct, is incomplete.  To be precise, American government is a representative democracy, a very popular form of government the world over.  Representative democracy is especially beloved by Western Powers such as the United States, Canada, and many European nations.  The term “representative democracy” essentially means that the citizens, instead of directly voting on issues, legislature, etc. elect representatives to vote on these issues for them.  The representative’s responsibilities are to represent the will of their voters and to exercise their own judgement in government affairs.  This system is designed to create a more efficient decision-making process and to protect minorities, both of which it does reasonably well.  However, there are many criticisms of representative democracy.

The first argument against representative democracy is a historical one.  As the saying goes, if we do not learn from past mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them, and historically most representative democracies have ended in oligarchies(rule by a few elites).  Many fear that to an extent this is already the case with the United States, or at least the beginnings of an unintentional oligarchy are starting to appear.  It takes a tremendous amount of money to be successful in politics, which already restrains many qualified people from running.  Not only this, but the existence of major parties which dominate the political arena means that only members of those parties are likely to run or be successful, leaving a huge number of more politically independent individuals out of the running.  Also, the vast majority of senate and congressional elections are won by people who are already members of those houses, because they have the connections and money necessary to run a more successful campaign.  Many worry that these combined forces lead to a somewhat elitist government, which could be in danger of one day becoming an oligarchy.  While this may be a somewhat extreme stance, there are other objections brought against representative democracy.

Representatives are elected to be a reflection of those who vote for them.  However, representatives are not legally bound to respect the wishes of their constituents once they are in office (though this makes their reelection unlikely).  Another issue is that, even though one of the purposes of representatives is to protect minorities, they are elected by a majority to address the majority’s concerns, leaving marginalized groups still potentially underrepresented.  A final argument against representative democracy is that representatives are far too focused on reelection, which detracts from their ability to concentrate on the legislature they are elected to help manage.  This focus on reelection can also cause politicians to vote in accordance to what their party wants, as opposed to what their conscience demands, so that they will remain popular with their constituents.

One proposed solution is sortition.  Sortition is a political system in which the majority of government positions are determined by chance, through a lottery, as opposed to elections.  At first glance this proposition may seem completely insane to the majority of readers.  Those readers are probably echoing the same question Socrates asked of Athenian democracy thousands of years ago, “Why should I leave the individuals who occupy government positions up to random chance instead of electing those who I know are qualified?”  My first response is that, as in the case of jury selection, the use of chance is not completely unprecedented in the american political and legal systems.  Essentially the concept of sortition is that political offices would be filled by individuals randomly chosen by lottery from a pool of candidates.  There are many benefits to sortition I would like to discuss, but first I will give voice to most of the criticisms against sortition and respond to them.

The first issue sortition faces is that lotteries don’t discriminate.  If a lottery determined every government position, we could wind up with an individual completely uneducated in military affairs being a general of the United States army.  This would have undoubtedly disastrous consequences.  There are some positions that must require skill, and this is why only the majority of government positions can be determined by lottery.  The jobs requiring a greater level of skill, such as military and diplomacy, could remain elected offices.  An argument still exists, however, that every office requires at least some level of skill.  Not only this, but many worry that dangerous people, like psychopaths, would wind up in office.  Sortition offers several potential solutions to this problem.  One solution would be to narrow the requirements to be in the pool of candidates.  Some ways of doing this would be to screen by education, experience, or mandated test scores.  Another approach to keeping unqualified individuals out of office would be to allow courts to call the necessary qualifications of an individual into question and bring them to trial on this charge.  If they are found unfit for their office they can be removed and replaced.  Another massive critique of sortition, and probably the most difficult to respond to, is the inconvenience caused by the process.  This same concern exists for jurors, but political offices would have undoubtedly more effect on a citizen’s life.  There are, however, solutions to this issue.  The first of these solutions is that some of the same selection processes that jurors undergo could be applied, whereby students who will be inconvenienced, those undergoing imminent medical procedures, and those who must care for someone can be excused.  Another solution would be government compensation for monetary losses incurred by selection.  Yet another solution proposes that the terms of offices be greatly reduced, or the number of mandatory meetings(though the latter is by far the least efficient of the proposed corrections).  Another critique of sortition is that it presents the risk of chance misrepresentation, though on the scale of an entire nation’s population, the statistical probability of this issue renders it unnecessary to consider.  The final critique of sortition is that politicians could not be held accountable for their actions, as they are not up for reelection.  This same argument, however, could be re-interpreted as positive for sortition, as it frees the politicians to make decisions based on their conscience instead of what their party or sponsors would want.

Sortition also has a great many benefits beyond representative democracy.  The primary advantage is also the core of the whole concept, cognitive diversity.  The argument, sometimes referred to as “the wisdom of crowds”, is that cognitive diversity, or a vast number of varying perspectives, is more valuable than a few experts when making a decision.  This theory was proposed by Yale-educated journalist named James Surowiecki.  His theory has since gained the support of many behavioral psychologists.  The second big contribution sortition can make is fairness to a far greater extent than is possible in a representative democracy.  This fairness is due to an unsurpassed ability to represent every citizen regardless of wealth, status, ethnicity, political party, or any other societal condition.  Random selection of politicians also pulls the rug out from under the corruption that plagues our government.  It does this by removing sponsors, party leaders, PAC’s and all other influencers of elections.  Sortition empowers the ordinary citizen, making their voices heard when otherwise they never could have been.  Lottery also cures two chronic problems with American voters: Their apathy due to too many elections(voter fatigue), and their lack of desire to become educated on political issues.  This system removes most elections, making the people focus more on the few important ones that remain, and forces those who might be randomly selected to be educated in the issues so that they can make intelligent decisions for their country.

Modern technology allows the process of random selection to be completely transparent and beyond influence, observable by the entire American populace.  This would alleviate the perceived issues of voter fraud and rigged elections by allowing people to watch algorithms randomly select individuals for civic service.  

Surely the American government could not suddenly make the transition to sortition and abandon elections overnight.  Neither the citizens nor infrastructure of the United States could survive so sudden, intense, or complete a transition.  The transition could be a partial or gradual one, beginning with a small body that determines legislature that is most prone to a conflict of interests such as setting salaries, as well as watching out for government corruption.  The next step might include simply replacing a couple house seats with randomly selected individuals.  Another step in the transition could be replacing one elected legislative house(i.e. Senate or Congress) with a randomly selected one, perhaps only to agree on legislature that elected officials prefer to avoid due to its controversial nature.  Some nations such as the UK, Canada, and Australia are already seriously debating replacing one legislative house in such a way.

The purpose of American government is to be democratic, which means representing the will of the people.  It is thus the responsibility of the American government to adapt as unexplored ways of best representing its citizens become apparent.  Sortition, while it may not be perfect in its pure form, could ultimately improve the United States government if it were adopted to some extent.  It could allow for more fair representation, reduced corruption, and significantly greater involvement of private citizens in determining their fate.  I do not pretend to know all the answers about how to implement sortition in US politics, but I do know that the issue is an important one, and it must become the subject of serious discussion in the political arena of the United States as well as among its citizens.  This discussion could at least spare us the problems of corruption and inefficiency that characterize our government, and at most save our nation from oligarchy.